The fall has arrived and with it the beautiful artform that is layering. If you are sane, then a coffee probably precedes your outfit choice of the day, and we’re here to say that what you drink means something. Gone are the days of zodiac signs and birth charts, we’ve officially entered espresso season. We’ve compiled a play-by-play of how your coffee choice reflects your outfit ensemble.
If you order an Americano…
Or an espresso, or a red eye. We get you, you like it strong and straight to the point with maybe some simple undertones. Your outfit is simple, maybe even a classic all NYC black, that you spice up with jewelry and hot shoes.
If you order a black coffee…
You don’t know what you want but you don’t care because what you have works. You’re all about the capsule wardrobe: the easy jeans and the versatile jacket you’re wearing everywhere.
If you order a Cappuccino…
You love a classic that’s a balance of fun and strong: adventurous with a splash of color. You know a good combo when you see one and trench coats are holding up too much space in your wardrobe– paired with a flowy skirt or dress.
If you order a Latte…
You don’t like coffee that much but you want that punch of caffeine. So you go with a lighter look, maybe some chic sweatpants, a cream sweater, and of course your heels steal the show.
If you order a frappuccino…
You like to be extra, you follow all the fashion week influencers and try to vary your outfit constantly– capsule wardrobe who? You know what it means to be fun and never be seen in the same thing twice. Oh, and scarves are your must-have…
If you order a flat white…
You could care less about labor day rules, and light colors wash over your wardrobe, from cream scarfs, to oatmeal sweaters, and white jeans. You know that golden hour hits differently in the fall and you’re not afraid to flaunt it.
If you order your coffee iced…
I don’t care what kind it is, because at the end of the day it all melts together into a cold soup of coffee. Now maybe you don’t care about societal rules and love being a menace, but in my eyes you equate to the frat bro wearing shorts to his 1pm class in December. It’s fall, get a hot coffee!
If you’re not a coffee fan and order a matcha latte…
Just say you like green; your wardrobe is decked out in jades, mints, and eucalyptus tones. What goes better with a lush jumpsuit than some gold jewelry to add just a bit of extra dazzle. You’re all about that slow caffeine hit (and no crash) because you have places to be!
Maybe you go with a simple tea…
Hopefully it’s some kind of black tea, maybe an earl grey, and not chamomile otherwise we’ll be having a totally different conversation. But if your morning choice is tea, you love that British culture and that simple look, so you know shoes make the outfit: go with some pointed flats, or versatile boots. Don’t forget the milk and sugar, of course.
